Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TubaJoe

towel fetish

A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.

My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked

Someone obsessed with towels in a sexual manner. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing.

Bathing, sleeping, rubbing, and having sex your towels is pretty much towel fetish.

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

porch dick by tubajoe March 8, 2015