Stretchmouth

When his tool is so big not even a kickstand helps so he parks in your face....respectfully of course, cuz he's a Ryan.

Hey lady ....wanna come over and play stretchmouth?

by Sizzlekitty May 1, 2022

Stretchurbating

The act of masturbating while stretching.

During my private workout session I was stretchurbating

by Savage_Killer13 November 21, 2022

stretchin

dragging it out, you reaching, doing the most, therefore youre stretching it.

person 1: “man that bitch mad ugly, she as pussy ass bitch who just talk”
person 2: “ that beef was almost a year ago girl you really stretchin it

by carebear777 February 8, 2023

Stretchemety

1. The limit of which something is able to be stretched.
2. A word used by stand up comedian Lavelle Crawford during a stand up performance.

My seat belt was laying outside the car having been stretched beyond its stretchemety.

by SugarCookie1972 April 29, 2023

Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard

Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

stretchmaxxing

As part of lookmaxxing, stretchmaxxing is when you pull your male genitals in the outward direction, by either hand or using a special elastic strap in order to increase it's size.

Disclaimer; this does not work. May result in serious injury.

Jake: "I've been thinking about lookmaxxing lately"

Drake: "bro, i wouldn't reccomend it, jonah tried stretchmaxxing and his thing snapped in two"

by Your dad's-dad's dad February 22, 2024

Stretchpectation

The concept of having a set of expectations that are not required but if met, add positive weight to a person’s actions/answers. If not met, no negative weight is incurred.

Expectation: I expect the candidate to share something they learned that demonstrates their excitement about discovering new things. A stretchpectation is if the candidate includes how they shared this information with people without prompting from the interviewer.

by badvogonpoet February 27, 2024