Shatoot

Shatoot is very similar to the term Shart, however it is comprised primarily of gas as opposed to fecal matter.

Jenifer:Dude, I heard Lydia shatooting today.
Holly: What the fuck is shatoot?
Jenifer: It's like sharting with a little less shit and a little more toot.

by Friedrich Von Schiller March 30, 2010

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

shatkins

the type of bowel movement that comes from dieting on low carbohydrate diets, generally very liquidity and powerful

"I covered the toilet bowl with poo after I took a shatkins"

by Andrew Dooo May 5, 2008

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

shatplank

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

by BigEarn December 1, 2016