roflcop

A member of the armed forces that ensures laughter is used wisely and when appropriate. These brave men and women battle tirelessly against the spawn of Lolski and Trolldin (mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica) and anyone who would deny laughter being brought to little girls and boys.
Roflcops often fly Roflcopters to track down forum trolls, bigots or other diabolical threats.
The Roflforce is known to be allied with the carepolice.

Guy: No moar! Plz! it not funny anymoar!
Troll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roflcop: NEE-NOR NEE-NOR

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----,o-----Roflcops :DD -----@)
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by Timolas December 9, 2007

RoflCheese

RoflCheese is the cheese that gets stuck to the bottom of a pizza box when it hardens.

The pizza was so gooey that it left a lot of RoflCheese.

by Brian22213 March 11, 2010

ROFLMAOWWFGAEADCBFMWNLOTOOOPBIJLTCATKAIAHAOOFAAC

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while watching Family Guy and eating a double cheese burger from McDonald's with no lettuce or tomatoes or onions or pickles because I just like the cheese and the ketchup and I also had an order of fries and a Coke.

A: Hey, B, want to hang out tonight?
B: No, I think I'm going to be ROFLMAOWWFGAEADCBFMWNLOTOOOPBIJLTCATKAIAHAOOFAAC tonight.

by What Would Jayson Werth Do? October 25, 2010

ROFLMAO

A ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not "Rolling on the floor laughing (their) ass off"

In reality, it means:

Really, Only Fibbing. Looking Moderately Amused Only.

Person A: I'm so tired my eyes hurt
Person B: LOL
Person A: Did you actually LOL?
Person B: No! ROFLMAO
Person A: Are you actually laughing now?
Person B: No.
Person A: You're an idiot.

by pp0u20e8 January 31, 2010

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

ROFLCOPTER

Roll On Floor Laughing, Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

We ROFLCOPTER at you, when you try to eat cheese and crackers with chopsticks

by Boo Hootie Boo December 9, 2008

Roflolcookieplox

Roflolcookieplox is a word said if somebody wants a cookie really badly, when someone else is eating some cookies.

Person 1 is eating cookies.
Person 2 asks: Can I have a cookie?
Person 1 says no.
Person 2 asks: I can haz cookie??
Person 1 still says no.
Person 2 asks: Roflolcookieplox?
Person 1 gives Person 2 a cookie.

by DC Gold April 1, 2009