road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017

Road Empathy

When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

Road Tease

The female equivalent of road head (I.E. a guy fingering you while you both are driving in a vehicle)

He took me home after our date and road teased me the entire way.

by amanduhh_please January 22, 2018

Road Sign Material (RSM)

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.

My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019