Definitions by NEDGBASS

Butter Your Toast 

Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.

Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast

Butter Your Toast by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

Twitter Jail 

The place you virtually go when Jack "DB" Dorsey and his goon squad don't agree with what you post.

I am in Twitter Jail because I posted something about the current election and it hurt Jack "DB" Dorsey's feelings.

Twitter Jail by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

DEBROW 

The act of deleting your Internet browsing history before someone finds out what a freak you are.

Milton did not Debrow last night. Now he's living in a hotel.
Damn! I gotta go back home, I forgot to Debrow.

DEBROW by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

san diego steampipe 

It when you go down town San diego an have your way with a traffic cone

Yesterday I went down town and did a San Diego Steampipe up and down 5th avenue.

san diego steampipe by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Spontaneous Recall 

Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .

My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.

Spontaneous Recall by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.

I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.

isle blockers by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Road Sign Material (RSM) 

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.

My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

Road Sign Material (RSM) by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018