Cod Eye Pirate

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005

pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

by Myc September 14, 2005

pirate booty

v. to plunder treasure
n. another name for pirate treasure.

Beastie Boys: "Profesor, what's another name for pirate treasure?" Professor: "Well I think it's booty, boo, boo, boo, booty, that's what it is..."

The treasure ship sank before it became pirate booty, much to the avail of piracy.

by Chance Lonestar November 17, 2006

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003

Pirates of Silicon Valley

A movie made in 1999 which shows you how Steve Jobs started Apple Computer and how Bill Gates stared Microsoft.

The greatest movie in the world probably is Pirates of Silicon Valley.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Pirattitude

(pronounced pie-rat-i-tood)
Pirattitude is that natural attitude that comes from being like a pirate. Pirattitude is not always something that can be learned, and some people who are not pirates have pirattitude. These people have yet to embrace their inner pirate.

"Yarr, I sure do have some pirattitude, me bucko."
"Aye Cap'n. Yer buckle is always swashed."

by the7thnobody July 24, 2006

dumpster pirates

any gang of anarchist hobos who have banded together for the chief purpose of covertly breaking into dumpsters and living off of society's waste. often travelling on some sort of retooled vehicle run on recycled oil.

check out the dumpster pirates on their veggie bus! what an eyesore! I really hope they leave town soon.

by Eugene Romi September 20, 2006