Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.

The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024

hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024

Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.

by Zombiej June 24, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022