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Lauren Kitchen

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short
by Knk0504 June 27, 2019
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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.
What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.
Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
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Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...
Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
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