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Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.
The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025
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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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The longest dutch word in the dicktionary

A word that means "a member of the committee for the preparation of the children's carnival procession".
We are part of the Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedencomitéleden
by Holy Frikandel Broodje November 27, 2025
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Kidnepapped

This word, often spotted in the wilds of AOL chat rooms, refers to a bully being kidnapped in a mall. Its historical importance is unmatched, as it was once wielded like a verbal sword to defend a girl’s friend. This girl, by the way, had a peculiar taste in boys—specifically, those who had a passion for chewing gum. Truly, a tale for the ages!
Person1: "SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED"
Person2: "ITS KIDNAPPED"
Person1: "OMMMMMMGGGGG"
by Dontsayyourname January 2, 2026
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big kidney

Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.
My mother said, "I don't like him, he's got a big kidney!"
by Welsh-American November 14, 2016
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aiden kinder

A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself
You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.
by The name definer.com June 8, 2017
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Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.
“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
by kay_b3 May 25, 2018
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