Jessica the coolest

Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.

Jessica the coolest

by Urba dictionary June 11, 2020

Jessica

Jessica is some times a fake friend so be careful, but other time Jessica can be really amazing

Jessica

by Hey_itsella December 19, 2019

jessica alba

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.

"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."

by U-shin August 21, 2005

jessica simpsonitis

Hot girl without a clue.

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!

by Hurrel January 15, 2005

holy jessica

sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.

"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"

by holy jessica October 19, 2007

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.

That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.

by varietylevel13 May 03, 2004