Insanely cute

Extremely looking good

Girl you're looking insanely cute in those pictures you sent me

by Tatenda mukubwa March 7, 2019

Guano Insane

The polite way to say bat shit or bat shit crazy

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane

by elnapalm May 2, 2022

Instagram

A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.

You don't need any example!

My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_

by Uncle_Damarus August 30, 2014

Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

InstaWife

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.

Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!

by thequietsun September 16, 2011

Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

Insane asylum

A hospital for mentally incompetent or unbalanced person.

Jerry was mentally ill so he went to Searcy Insane Asylum in Alabama

by MandaPanda💁🙋 April 8, 2015