girthmaxxing

The process of increasing penile girth through means of jelqing, pumping, or manual exercise.

“Hey dawg, can you lay off the girthmaxxing? You’re tearing my asshole up too much and it’s giving me the runs.”

by Jelqlord 69 March 12, 2024

Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.

Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.

by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024

girthsmaxxing

A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches

“bro I was girthsmaxxing for a week straight, and my dick grew an inch in diameter!

by the big jelq March 18, 2024

girthmaxxing

Stretching your penis out to make it girthier and bigger for your gay best friend Wyatt

I was girthmaxxing to impress wyatt

by Penisbaus March 22, 2024

Girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.

I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.

by Girthydave April 5, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.

“Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”

by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024

girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 15, 2024