Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 06, 2022

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fenn gardener

A fag with no life or future.

dick sucker aka fenn gardener

by fennisgay March 13, 2012

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boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 12, 2016

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Busch Gardens

When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.

While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.

by Bigdogg April 07, 2018

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Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.

"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"

by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017

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