Flapjacking

To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.

Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.

by flyinghorses January 3, 2011

panhandle flapjack

When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.

That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.

by It's me, Ryan Softer January 9, 2010

flapclap

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea

Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"

by original prankster March 20, 2009

Flapjacked

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to

That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!

by =ID= July 8, 2009

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

flap

labia or failure... you decide

1. She had no knickers on and you could see her flaps

2. Sorry I didn't come out with you guys last night... I flapped it!!

by 123x May 11, 2011

Flapdoodle

A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.

Annie, the schnoodle just made a flapdoodle.

by JinnyLane July 7, 2011