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Falatives

Noun.
Family and relatives, a mix of the two words which first came about when I was trying to explain to someone we needed to get to her father and her great-grandmother. I could not decide between the two words, so I jumbled them together without knowing.
Me: Hey, come on, let's get out of this section, we need to get to your falatives.
My friend: My what?
Me: Your... family and relatives. Is that a word?
My friend: It is now.
by AkujiD August 7, 2009
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failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.
Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.
by chancegarcia October 21, 2009
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falseity

the opposite of being false
Dave: his laptop is a windows one. of course it hates christmas
Spencer: at least it's still better than mac
Charlie: i believe that statement is an absolute falseity
by goosedork December 13, 2009
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failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.
"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."
by J Louise March 19, 2010
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false that

A phrase uttered when a person disagrees with a statement that has been made. The opposite of "true that"
by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010
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False-a-tude

Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.
When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.
by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011
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FalseQwap

A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.
Person: "What? Nevermind."

FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"

Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.
by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011
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