failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

False off

The strange phenomenon resulting from two people who do not like each other but have mutual friends being forced to be in the same room. As neither person want to cause a fraction with in the group both try to keep the piece, however rather than just being civil with one an other they become overly nice and complimentary.

Amy: Oh my god I absolutely love your new shoes.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!

Behind the others back

Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!

Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.

by madgie August 13, 2010

Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.

There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.

by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

Falseism

Statement that proves to be false at a later date. An incorrect fact. Usually known by the providing person to be incorrect but given as to allude the recipiants phone calls, text messages or emails.

You gave that guy a totally fake phone number!

Yeah but he doesn't know it is a falseism!

by MMFord January 10, 2012

False Dinner

Eating a girl the fuck out through her panties. Usually a fucking girlfriend or some shit.

Tod: Give me a false dinner nigga.

by RedTymeGaming December 29, 2014

False Positive

As it is taboo to be negative about something even though it is a pragmstic view, one is pressured to fake being positive about it.

The project framwork done by the leader is weak and his subordinates are being false positive about it.

by Dribee May 4, 2018