Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.
There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010
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Smelly Santiago

Farting on your girlfriend (bonus points for simultaneous titty twister)
He totally gave her a smelly santiago.

Please hun, no smelly santiago tonight.
by Buzzkillgrl September 03, 2011
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