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Flat Earth Society 

Flat Earth Society (n.) - The International Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by the English man, Samuel Shenton. They argued that the Earth is actually flat. It was believed by members and non-members alike that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax and were made up by NASA in order to get ahead in the space race against Russia. The Honorable Samuel Shenton died in 1971. Charles K. Johnson became the new president of the Flat Earth Society. Consequently, the Society was moved to Lancaster, California. Under Johnson's leadership, the Society grew from a few members to around 3,000 worldwide. The Society believes that humans live on a disc. A good portion believes that the North Pole is at its center and there is a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge (generally believed to be the so-called Antartica). The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter. The Honorable Charles K. Johnson died on March 19, 2001, leaving the Society without a leader. This was the end of the Flat Earth Society as we knew it. It now only exists through the remaining believers, but there is no official organization like before. There are some websites dedicated to the Society, but stand mostly for parodical purposes.
The Flat Earth Society fought the lonely fight of leading the world back to 'sanity'.
Flat Earth Society by r0akh December 31, 2006
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Butthole Of The Earth


A disgusting, run-down, often smelly little town, with ugly and stupid people living in it, usually
passed through while traveling by automobile, in the process of trying to get to somewhere else good.
"Man, this place stinks! It's like The Butthole Of The Earth or some shit!

The earth is flat 

No its not
Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass
The earth is flat by tecopux November 8, 2021

middle earth 

Yo man i just plowed Rajs moms pussy down to middle earth. Holla!
middle earth by MotiG January 10, 2007

Flat Earth 

The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.
Flat Earth by Roybook August 25, 2017

Wack the earth into perfection 

We are going to wack the earth into perfection in Minecraft.

planet earth stare

1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"

2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..

Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.