terraforming 

Sitting on the toilet and taking a crap of such unusual size and amount that it rises above the water level of the toilet, resembling land forming in an ocean.

Oh my god, did THAT come out of me? It looks like I was terraforming Mars or something!

terraforming by Ragle April 6, 2009

terraforming 

terraforming is an act where one trims their pubic hair all the way down to the stubble so it looks like theres little creatures living on it

girl: your bush is so huge
boy: yeah im thinking about terraforming it

terraforming by clockclapper23 July 10, 2024

Terraforming

The hypothetical planetary engineering process of deliberately modifying a planet's atmosphere, temperature, surface topography, and ecology to make it habitable for Earth-like life. It is the ultimate long-term project, taking centuries or millennia, using methods like introducing greenhouse gases to warm a frozen world, redirecting comets to deliver water, or seeding genetically engineered microbes to produce oxygen. It's playing god on a planetary scale, with untold risks and moral implications about the rights of any existing native life.

Example: The classic literary example of Terraforming is Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, which details the centuries-long process of warming Mars, creating a breathable atmosphere, and establishing a biosphere. It's the transformation of a dead rock into a living world, a second Genesis for humanity.

Terraforming by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Asshole Terraforming 

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.

I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

Asshole Terraforming by Placentoid April 30, 2013

Terraformidy 

The process of becoming something the world fears. Becoming a world terror.

The terraformidy level has increased in the United States over the last 3 years.

Terraformidy by MercyTillDeath April 10, 2011

Termaforming 

Identifying and seizing the opportunity to invent new words and phrases, then sowing the meaning into conventional lexicon through introduction and use.

Termaforming is the process of building the tools that wordsmiths use by finding the clumsy parts of communication and remagining it.

Termaforming by Jeebus Krispies April 14, 2014