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Hood Doctor 

A person who may or may not have a professional medical license that works in lower income neighborhoods. Usually working out of their own home, a Hood Doctor takes in injured people who either can’t afford expensive hospital bills or need to be treated but cannot risk getting attention from the law. These Hood Doctors can perform a variety of things, surgeries, prescriptions, and even embalming; it is always good to get to know you’re Hood Doctor.
Person 1: Marcus got pulled up on last night.
Person 2: Damn, did you take him to the hospital?
Person 1: I mean the mans got like 2 warrants, so we had to take him to the Hood Doctor.
Hood Doctor by TrulyNastee July 26, 2021

The Black Doctor 

Another name for a Guinness (Irish Dry Stout).
Let's head down to the pub for a black doctor. The Black Doctor is the best cure for a hangover.

bush doctor 

A medical doctor who deals with women's problems.
bush doctor by John Yeadon June 24, 2005

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
Ditch Doctor by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

bush doctor 

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.
My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.
bush doctor by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009

play doctor 

See playing doctor
Ingrid is so hot when we play doctor!