While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your
mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and
your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a
good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger
wank last night, it went horribly
wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"