Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Cancun

To Cancun is to have one of those akward-Spring-Break-triple-kiss things that people only do in Cancun, or some other broie place like that.
Can also be past tense--Cancuned.

"Sup babe, wanna Cancun?"
"OMFing G Britney, I think we like, got Cancuned last night in the photo booth at Senior Frogs!"

by Tokyo Mojo July 14, 2006

meat canyon

A worn out vagina. Usually accompanied by a set of "meat curtains".

Tom: Did she have a nice pussy?
Bill: No she didn't it was more like a meat canyon. Kinda like sticking a hotdog in a hallway. She had the meat curtains and everything.

by Bryce L September 3, 2006

Canton, Ohio

Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.

Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."

by Niggersss69 May 20, 2011

Kipper Canyon

A bit of a wiffy axe-wound, in need of a shower, or a bath, or even a little lick

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Kipper Canyon, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

cantón

Place of dwelling, where one lives, one's residence. Used primarily by people of Latino descent.

Ay foo, let's meet up at my cantón later.

by itsmejoser April 16, 2007

cannondale

A once great American bicycle company, now just another mcbike. The company had a failed attempt to manufacture ATV and Motocross bikes. This caused a bankruptcy and being purchased by a private equity holding company (Pegasus). It looked as the company was back on track but no real advancement have been made since 2005. Many of the paint schemes even look like rejects from previous years.

Cannondales proudly displayed "Handmade in USA" on the rear seat stays. Now most models are just Mcbikes from China.

In 2008 Cannondale was sold to Dorel. A Canadian company that owns the ruins of many great brand such as Schwinn, GT and Mongoose. This makes the prospects look good to being just another Schwinn or Raleigh. A once great name that was dragged through the mud to make a fast buck on customers that don't know better but will learn why the price is so low. With the move to sell cheap bikes they have decided to compete with Asian brands and rebranders like Trek in a very crowed market. Most Treks are made by Giant in Taiwan.

You'd now be better off getting a Specialized or Bianchi. They are made in Taiwan but the parent companies have better track record on components and craftsmanship.

The main reason to buy a Cannondale was to own a quality American made bicycle that you knew was made in Pennsylvania. Now it's is just rebranded Chinese crap. Freds will probably knock themselves out to get a once premium name for 300 bucks.

by paris-roubaix March 20, 2008