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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.
“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021
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Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.
“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night
by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022
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Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
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Fire breathing cunt

An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .

She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
by Castaway_lillypad June 8, 2022
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No Breathing August

A TikTok trend where people try to not breath for the month of august, while being staged it still is treated seriously.
Person 1: Hey did you fail no breathing august yet?

Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔

Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.
by No breathing august man August 11, 2022
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FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES

a group formed oficially in 2020 november 19th but the parent comapny in2015 the best possible group ever. its like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we have 2 more characters
by iype February 6, 2023
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