white people pain

painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.

Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."

by portionsforfoxes December 15, 2009

White People Food

In order to make white people food what you do is take any meat, put a whole grain of salt on it or two if your in the mood for something spicy, then soak it in egg and cook it until it's just edible, can be other types of food but is usually meat that is so horrible when made by them

Juan: Yo I don't want to go over my friend joe's house. All is family does is cool white people food.
Lee: damn that shit must suck dude!! White people food is so bland and basically raw.

by A Human Being that is alive January 12, 2017

Red and White Panda

A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.

I love that Red and White Panda

by p February 17, 2005

White Identity Extremist

White terrorists who engage in violent, sectarian violence against African-Americans and other non-whites. Often believe in disproven theories surrounding black intellectual inferiority while simultaneously utilizing both dog whistle language and outright white supremacist rhetoric to promote genocide against blacks.

Man, when is the FBI finally gonna do something about all these White Identity Extremists out here prepping for race war.

by fb1865 May 15, 2018

white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.

Ted, "is Randy coming"
Fred, "no, he had a bunch of White Boy Problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too."
Ted, "No way"
Fred, "He has a full day, a seminar at Williams Sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at Barnes and Noble, and The Sharper Image is releasing a new manually operated Nose Hair Trimmer. Randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint."

by mossiears October 13, 2013

favorite white boy

A very good compliment if you are a white boy and someone uses this they most likely think you are funny and they feel comfortable around you

"Yo Jai just wanted to let u know I really appreciate you. You're really funny and you're my favorite white boy"

"Thanks bro!"

by anonymous October 20, 2021

rich white mom

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom

your mom is a rich white mom

by cindy lou hii November 16, 2019