alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

bustass fart

A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.

Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.

by Haldee September 17, 2017

starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!

by Oreodelight November 1, 2017

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017