Slapping the Weasel with the Right One 

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

cheese weasel 

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

cheese weasel by paul January 19, 2004

Garden Weasel 

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.

I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.

Garden Weasel by Nasty D October 19, 2006

trouser weasel 

someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,

man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants

trouser weasel by imbent May 6, 2009

Computer Weasel 

A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.

A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.

B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.

Computer Weasel by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011

sneaky weasel 

When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.

I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.

sneaky weasel by buttnut Rodriguez September 3, 2013

stepney weasel 

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...

''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''

stepney weasel by Alex Wright October 12, 2005