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Passaic Valley High school 

a high school that is strictly guido. The guys walk around in armami and express jeans everyday with a nextel clipped to their hip. The athletes have some of the most overinflated egos I've ever seen as half of them are on steroids anyway. The girls cause the most drama I've ever seen. I swear it's like a reality tv show straight off VH1. These retards can be found in later years at a local community college or injecting steroids in each others asses at a local gym.
Passaic Valley High School has way too many guidos and steroid abusers.

Napa Valley PBJ 

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.
Napa Valley PBJ by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

The Antelope Valley 

Here are some fun facts about the Antelope Valley:
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.

2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.

4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale

7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.

10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.

13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
If the Aerospace industry shuts down or moves the Antelope Valley will likely die off.

Wreake Valley 

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.
Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!
Wreake Valley by Dan April 21, 2005

gwynedd valley 

a very rich, mostly jewish neigborhood. most kids attend private schools. all houses in gwynedd valley are a couple million. everyone drives insanely expensive cars. each house has acres of land. many have pools and/or tennis courts.
do u live in gwynedd valley?
yeh, WOW
gwynedd valley by mhmmmmmmmmmmhm October 17, 2008

grain valley 

Little whores who think they are so much better than everyone, they bully people till they have depression and anxiety. They think they are so rich if they go to north and poor if they go to south. They are stuck up little bitches
So you go to grain valley

Yeah?

Which one?
North

Oh, stuck up bullying Bitch

twin valley middle school 

Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.