Take the Mickey

To take the rise out of someone - to make fun of them. This is Cockney rhyming slang, Mickey Bliss = piss.

Leave it out, mate, don't take the Mickey.

by Wombling Free October 18, 2012

Take the gas pipe

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

take it in the ass

To be on the receiving end of anal sex

Haha! You take it in the ass! Nya nya nya nya nya

by iopq November 11, 2003

Take her down thru there

A phrase for having hardcore sex with a girl. A popular saying down south.

" Man shawty all over me, but I dont know if I should hit that or not"
Friend: " Man, you better take her down thru there"

Example 2
" Man if she keep on flirting with me, she gone make me take her down thru there"

by dingslinger August 19, 2011

Take a seat

The famous one liner used by Chris Hansen in his interviews of potential sexual predators as seen on Dateline NBC's 'To Catch a Predator'.
Upon walking into the room in which the potential predator and the decoy (the latter of which may not be in the room at the time) meet, Chris usually starts off with asking the potential predator something that has to do with what the potential predator and the decoy were just discussing, and then asks the potential predator to "take a seat".

The phrase 'take a seat' and 'have a seat' are often interchanged.

Decoy: "I made you some cookies but I got chocolate on my shirt, I gotta go change it really fast but I left them on the table for you."
(about 10-15 seconds pass)
Chris Hansen: "So no cookies for you then? Why don't you go ahead and take a seat on that stool there for me please".

by TRWoof December 28, 2017

daddy i can't take it

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy

Woman: daddy i can't take it
Daddy: take that shit (hancuffs to the bed )
Woman : uhhh

by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015