Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea

I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.

by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022

STOMASEXUAL

A Scat inspired Kink recently founded in Shoalwater, WA where locals literally get off on fucking the shit (bag) out of each other.

(A stoma is a small opening in the abdomen which is used to remove body waste, such as faeces and urine, into a collection bag)

Maaaate that Tracy is a dirty girl, I fucked the shit out of her last night! #WAscatparty#Gutfucking#Crook#Stomasexual#Anyholesagoal

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Stomach

The biggest nuance ever, it likes to growl and give you nausea + it wants to kill you + the stomach hates some food for no reason.

(Girl 1): *stomach growls*
(Girl 2): hahaha

(Girl 1): I HATE YOU STOMACH

by HandsomeDragon8 January 19, 2023

Stomalingus

Stomalingus is the oral, anal, stoma sex act where person #1 (who has a throat stoma), lays flat on their back while person #2 straddles their chin/neck. Using their penis, person #2 then penetrates person #1's throat stoma. Simultaneously, person #1 orally stimulates the anus of person #2.

Pete: "Have you ever had your asshole ate, while fucking someones throat hole stoma?"

Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"

by Miss Hell Kitten January 21, 2023

stom

when a stud switches up for prom. (they wear a dress)

“My friend had stomed for prom because of her parents”

by Jeremiah.J March 27, 2023