Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 24, 2022

perverts

95% of urban dictionary

everything that is non-sexual has some SEXUAL DEFINITIONS

those perverts written about 50 sexual definitions

by igotitallHANDLED June 8, 2022

Peeves

A total bad b.

He fears no one. He will give Voldemort a run for his money.
Like, you won't even compare.

New Student: Who's that?
Old Student: Bruh! That's Peeves, he is amazing and you are not.

by jazzjazzbruh11 August 2, 2022

Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)

"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Pervert

A person who basically sexualizes everything.

If you happen to be a pervert, please touch some grass and see some sunlight.

by NotTuch November 23, 2022

Pervert perm fucks

literary every middle school skater kid.

"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."

by 609897 November 28, 2022

peevesdropping

Clandestine surveillance of one or more individuals to ascertain what they typically grumble about.

Most complaining-prone individuals are more than willing to openly voice their chief gripes to anyone who will listen, so there should seldom be any need to resort to peevesdropping in order to become privy to said subject matter!

by QuacksO January 27, 2023