NotTuch's definitions

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

Pervert

A person who basically sexualizes everything.

If you happen to be a pervert, please touch some grass and see some sunlight.

by NotTuch November 23, 2022

Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 23, 2022

YASS KWEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY!

THE ONLY TRUE ADVICE

1: YASS KWEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY!
2: YASS KWEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY!
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11: YASS KWEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY!

by NotTuch August 26, 2022

bajombers

a word for boobs

Girl: I like my bajombers

by NotTuch December 6, 2022