Pervect

The state of being both perfect and perverted

Andrew Kim is pervect

by ak'swife November 24, 2011

pervect

An adjective relating to taking delight in an inappropriate sexual relationship or action between the user of the word and a taboo subject. Most typically used for violations of statutory age limits on romantic relationships, it can also be used toward fetishistic objects (sex dolls/toys, fictional characters, inanimate objects of random passion) or other anathema (beastiality, incest, etc.).

The 25 year old looked to the 15 year old he had just manipulated into riding in his 'pedovan' and found the situation pervect.

The lonely anime nerd and his Haruhi pillow/sex-doll were the pervect couple.

by Irony Aficionado March 5, 2010

Pervect

When someone is not only perfect or close to it but happens to be able to get real freaky or has an imagination so graphic that its almost sick but the good kind they are pervect

I can make anything sick and I am just the kind of person that is well liked ect. I am so pervect

by Jasmine M Bell August 16, 2007

Perfect Girl

A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).

Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Perfect Cell

Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.

"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"

This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.

by Perfect Cell June 5, 2018

perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016