high

if you and your crush are over 21, both of you can go to a party, you can drink and get high and you can tell your crush how much you like her/him! this is the best strategy to admit to your crush and you already know what "high" means you doink!
she was so high in the sky, she thought that dogs bodies were boxes and cats bodies spheres
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Eleanor Shellstrop

date of birth: Eleanor was born in 1982
date of death: 2017 - 2018 (unknown)
what her mother told her: max (the dog) went up a really long rainbow, look for loose fries in the mcdonald's ball pit when she was a child, tell a police officer (actor as police) to tell eleanor her mom was dead when she was not.

death: a bunch of shopping carts plowed into her, she grabbed onto the front column but was struck by a truck saying, "pills for erectile dysfunction"

she had a sibling named "patricia" who was born in 2008 - 2009. (patricia said she was 9 in 2018 which the show takes place in)
Eleanor Shellstrop had a bitch mom who changed
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Celebrity Crush

a person so pretty/handsome that she/he will literally torment your soul especially if its a celebrity crush. Crushes are just a thing made with a good smile, and other attractive traits. These crushes are usually just something that we will hate because we can't be with them just like it CRUSHES your soul but at the same time you would like to be with them. usually a young girl will crush on a celebrity boy or a young boy will crush on Ariana Grande

Celebrity crush (Girl)
Girl celebrity crushes are not common. I will explain why in the next part.

Celebrity crush (Boy)
These celebrity crushes like Seo Tai-ji or Jungkook are amazing. They are more common because there are more boys in the world so more girls will like them.
"Did you listen to Mariah Carey's new album?" "Did you like Ariana Grande's new song?" "Don't crush on Greta Thunberg"
"I loved Seo Tai ji's songs." "Jungkook has good albums" "Justin bieber is so dam annoying"
Celebrity Crushes are SO PAINFUL especially when you know that your parents won't want you to see your dream because the only thing you can do about a celebrity crush is DREAM
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Horny

signs someone is HORNY

Guys-Trying to hide mount everest in their pants
Girls-It is very easy to know if they are horny

the definition:
You are thinking about dirty things and desperately wanting to do them
Emma looked at Julian. She was getting horny
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urban dictionary

wikipedia + idiots + perverts + kpop fans + POV people + MORE PERVERTS = urban dictionary
"Wow i can't wait to go buy aqua"
"you can't buy it. it is a color"
"but urban dictionary defined it as a sexual substance"
"EW THOSE STUPID PERVERTS"
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Shit

A shitty nonsense profanity word that all the filters online have shit quality at preventing someone from sending it because that shitty person is using shitty symbols to bypass the shitty filter
1: $H!7 MY @$S͛ (Shit)
2: FUK U AND UR MOM AND UR SISTER AND UR JOB
3: dot . dot
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Death

something that sets you free from this world whenever you want
Hydra was so sick of this world she was waiting for death
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