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Coin sock

When you put coins in a sock and then beat people with it
Boy I’m about to whip you with a coin sock
mugGet the Coin sockmug.

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.
"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."
by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020
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Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.
His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.
by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020
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Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011
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rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.
Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock
by Baby sock December 19, 2013
mugGet the rusty sockmug.

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.
Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.
by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021
mugGet the sock poopetmug.

Cicero Sock

A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.
"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".

"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!
by FrankieWidjetz January 7, 2020
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