rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

strawberry morty

a Morty turned to a Morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!

by b3zji October 5, 2020

fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021

Green-mostyn

The act of taking a steamy green dump on someone’s chest

Nicole green-mostyned shaun. Shaun was not happy.

by Boomer3000 November 17, 2021

fark moite

said by bogans in aussie moite

fark moite wyd

by nowwe June 4, 2022

spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability

finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind

by jame dahr November 18, 2022

Jay Motty

A hand job when the hand is covered in shit

Gerrard shat on his hand, wrapped said hand around Klopp’s schlong and gave Klopp a Jay Motty. Klopp loved it.

by BenDNazzakat April 1, 2023