Jared

A man with a massive horse cock

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.

by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020

Jared

"That guy" see definition of that guy

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!

by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025

jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”

June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.

by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.

He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 7, 2024

Jared

A white supremacist, probably

"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."

by inowit November 24, 2019