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Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.
Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.
by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018
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Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.
As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.
by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017
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Taco Bake

When you cum in a girls cooch and just leave your dick in for 10 minutes afterwards.
Bro I took that girl home and we had a taco bake last night.
by Pants1336 February 26, 2018
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Baked sail

Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
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Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
by Hypothesex January 4, 2020
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Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”
by Zygoguy May 15, 2020
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baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.
Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.
by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020
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