Dallyissmelly's definitions

Cruise Guilt

The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.

“Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”

by Dallyissmelly January 26, 2018

straight gay

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.

Fuck up you straight gay

by Dallyissmelly January 15, 2018

Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.

As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.

by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017