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Your brother your mother 

An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.
Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"

Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!

*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*
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little brother 

the person who is a communist with your ps4, but still loves and cares about you.
me: buys ps4
little Brother: sharing is communism
little brother by xenocrite June 8, 2019

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.
The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

Albert Einstein's brother 

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

Undercover Brother 

A black man who is gay and has a family at home.

A Bitch Nigga playin both sides of the fench ACDC.

you know like bisexual (not to be confused with buy sexual eg like paying for it).

1)not to be confused with the movie of the same name.

2)not to be confused with a house nigga you know the kind of nigga livin off some

bitch till she sees he's never goin find a job sleeping in her bed all day.
Darnell : Hear about DeShawn, His wife found out he's a undercover brother.........

Deron : whot she hire a private eye, no way 2 babies wit Kiara and this faggot bitch ass

nigga finds time to suck dick AND eat a man's ass.

The Internet's Retard Brother 

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.

My brother 

Offensive inappropriate annoying family member who jokes at the worst time, but at the end of the day they’re fam and you love em.
My brother during a funeral -“mobamba mothertrucker
My brother by Bitch47 March 2, 2019