4 definitions by PikaFan157
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss
by PikaFan157 December 20, 2006
a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
by PikaFan157 October 4, 2006
One who has strong resolve. A resilient person, a nintendo fan has suffered from a lack of good adult games for the GCN. They are forced to sit back and watch silently as PS2 fans and XBOX fans laugh in their face with their Halo and Fatal Frame and Devil May Cry games. But nonetheless the Nintendo fan remains strong, taking comfort in Mario's fireballs and Samus's Varia Suit. Because, by god, they believe in the original, the roots of gaming. And without our roots, what are we? Long live the Nintendo fan. Be proud of what you are, for even in these dark days, there still is hope.
PS2phaggXBOX1256: NINTENDO SUX XD !!!! ROFLCAKES XD!
NintendoFan345: Yes, I know that Nintendo has no strong adult games. (besides Killer 7 and Resident Evil 4) But I'm still damn proud to be a Nintendo Fan.
NintendoFan345: Yes, I know that Nintendo has no strong adult games. (besides Killer 7 and Resident Evil 4) But I'm still damn proud to be a Nintendo Fan.
by PikaFan157 July 20, 2006
Ash: Pikachu! I choose you! Thunderbolt! NOW! . . . Pikachu?
Brock: Ash! What the f***? What day is it?
Ash: . . . Sunday
Brock: What the hell is that on Pikachu's head?
Ash: . . . A yarmulke
Brock: EXACTLY DIPSH*T! IT'S F***ING SUNDAY AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JEWISH PIKACHU DO WORK! IT'S AGAINST HIS F***ING RELIGION ***HOLE!
Ash: Uh, I-I'm sorry
Brock: WHY DON'T YOU SAY SORRY TO PIKAJEW YOU STUPID SH*T? CHECK THE F***ING POKEDEX FOR ONCE DUMB***! AND I LEFT MY OWN F***ING GYM TO TRAVEL WITH YOU! HEY ASH! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHHOLE, HUH F***FACE?
Brock: Ash! What the f***? What day is it?
Ash: . . . Sunday
Brock: What the hell is that on Pikachu's head?
Ash: . . . A yarmulke
Brock: EXACTLY DIPSH*T! IT'S F***ING SUNDAY AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JEWISH PIKACHU DO WORK! IT'S AGAINST HIS F***ING RELIGION ***HOLE!
Ash: Uh, I-I'm sorry
Brock: WHY DON'T YOU SAY SORRY TO PIKAJEW YOU STUPID SH*T? CHECK THE F***ING POKEDEX FOR ONCE DUMB***! AND I LEFT MY OWN F***ING GYM TO TRAVEL WITH YOU! HEY ASH! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHHOLE, HUH F***FACE?
by PikaFan157 July 12, 2006