Cash Apology

When your "parents" have deceived you and then realise that you will find out eventually, they set about buying you EVERYTHING so you wont hate them for what they've done from the age of 14. So you get a brand new motor cross bike, then a brand new helmet, and motorcross boots and gloves and goggles, and trips everywhere so you can ride. Then they buy you more motorbikes and more helmets and they make you the "Golden Child" so you refuse to hear the truth and hate them.

SInce Muzza's dad was told that junior didn't think he was his real dad, his parents have gone nuts and bought him everything he ever wanted. His fake grand parents are in on it too. They changed his birth certificate so he wouldn't find out. That's what you call a Cash Apology - and then some.

by ratsbackside December 8, 2020

APNN

Abbreviation for "Apu Neh Neh"; a derogatory term used in some South East Asian countries to label Indians.

"That APNN reeks to high heaven!"

"Why is that APNN shaking his head left and right while talking?"

by Jeronleow June 13, 2018

apronym

Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.

"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."

by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

appwrapped

When one is wrapped up in a app on their phone, not doing tasks

"Honey, why didn't you do the dishes?"she says. "Sorry honey, I was appwrapped."

by wiscoflorida January 7, 2014

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

ace apathy

The opposite of bi panic. When you're surrounded by attractive people but you're too focused on eating your garlic bread to give a shit.

"Hey, isn't Charlie kinda hot?"
"I don't care."

Asexual people frequently experience ace apathy.

by heudh3uidh April 22, 2022

bird app

The social media website known as Twitter.

There is absolutely nothing on this bird app that surprises me anymore.

by liyuan December 30, 2019