wastemon

is a complete idiot boy, usually a snake and or a ratchet

Aaron is a Wastemon

by A highly street educated teen February 11, 2014

name waster

A person on Youtube who registers a username that could have been the name of a band's official channel, a professional reviewer, or simply just a cool username, and never uses the account he registered.

The official channel of the band "Zebrahead" was one of the victims of name wasting. Someone registered "zebrahead" and never used the account. So now the channel is under the name "thebizman22".

"What the fuck. Someone took my awesome username! And the only video they have uploaded was an LQ webcam upload that happened 3 years ago! Fucking name waster!"

by *ahem* nope November 14, 2011

waste yute

jamacian patois for meaning a worthless kid, dirived from the saying "wasted youth"

me: "renae facey is a waste yute"

jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"

me: lol just jokes mon just jokes

by shoty5 October 25, 2011

Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.

Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.

by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009

Ego-waste

Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.

Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.

by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009

Jon Waited

The state of being so drunk you appear in embarrasing photos which you only remember after seeing them on facebook.

Jesus Christ I was jon waited last night, everyone was laughing at me on facebook

by CantStopShola August 19, 2009

Washed

A term used to describe a driver whose once top-end abilities have since dwindled to the point that they now frequent the lower divisions.

Example: That Charlie guy is so washed

by Mo-Bot May 24, 2021