a piece of feces RV or station wagon (especially surfer wagons) covered in bumper stickers, with paint missing. usually driven by white trash who use it as a love mobile.

Look at that shaggin' wagon!

Shaggin' Wagon by SeaShanty May 7, 2005

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shit wagon

A derogative name for a police patrol car.

Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.

shit wagon by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

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covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.

The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.

covered wagon party by xut August 6, 2008

meat wagon

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.

Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.

meat wagon by J303 February 12, 2008

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