turd flattery 

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

turd flattery by walterc August 5, 2023

Turd Walk 

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

Turd Walk by zaq101 September 9, 2006

Turd assault 

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

Turd assault by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

turd-flop 

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

turd-flop by dennierich July 22, 2011

Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turd puncher 

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

turd puncher by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

turd abortion 

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

turd abortion by KenPone March 25, 2005