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dirty thoughts

thoughts about sex or sexual encounters
I'm having dirty thoughts about head.
by MissFox November 3, 2013
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really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously
Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.
by dave June 24, 2004
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Thoughts and Prayers

Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help
Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?
by HenryLeeH3 October 25, 2018
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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017
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thoughtzi

1. Thought Police
2. Someone who insists on looking at an object, situation, or issue from only one viewpoint.
3. Someone who believes in censoring ideas of others.
Eugenie reveals herself to be a thoughtzi by blocking other viewpoints and criticisms to be heard.
by jjbean October 27, 2008
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Thoughtcolate

n. Thoughtcolate; nonexistent chocolate to be shared with a friend when they are hungry or in need of comforting. Normally used when talking to an internet friend, but can also be found at points where there is no chocolate to give.
1) "Aww, that sucks. Here, have some thoughtcolate to cheer you up. ^^"

2) "I has chocolate! :D"
"I wish I had some. :C"
"Here, have some thoughtcolate."
by Squiddy Attack January 19, 2009
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