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Steve Harrington 

A hot boy who is in netflix "stranger things" who i am dating in another reality. #shifting

Steve Jobs 

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.
All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.
Steve Jobs by OLOL January 15, 2007

steve kerr 

steve kerr is an nba analyst who was also a long time off the bench gaurd for the chicago bulls and san antonio spurs. in chicago his nick name was trigger because of how well he shot the ball.
wayne laravee: steve kerr for three, KABOOM!!
johnny red kerr: that three pulls the bulls up by 10!

Steve Robert Irwin 

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.
hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

Steve Jobzombie 

A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.
Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.
Steve Jobzombie by B Nut March 14, 2011

Steve Jobs  

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
Steve Jobs by Mike Esco October 11, 2008