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Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.
Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.
squating by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014
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gone squatchin 

Orally pleasuring a woman with a hairy vagina.
It's your lucky night tonight baby im gone squatchin.
gone squatchin by DRAK December 10, 2012

squat and gobble 

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?
squat and gobble by Kodie January 17, 2004
incredibly british way to suggest eating a bitch out.
ello' puppet, fancy comin' over and takin a nice squat on ma' face?
squat by tolerableintolerance September 19, 2009

Singapore Squatjob 

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.
Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.

squatcha 

Check didn't come in like they said.
There was squatcha in the mail today. :(