scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs

Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"

by Judmeister May 5, 2010

Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

by Byron Masters May 18, 2011

Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.

"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"

by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009

Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"

Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.

by merrrp! September 26, 2014

two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time

"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first

by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011

pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

by Steve December 22, 2003

Scooped

This term first surfaced in 2004, as an alternative for the word owned.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
Person 2: "No, what?"
Person 1: "He was in shop class and a saw cut his thumb off!"
Person 2: "Oh! Scooped!"

by Ajay May 13, 2005