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Similar to a nonce, someone who is a scooper prowls around schools. Typically found in Western Netherlands, mainly Rotterdam.
Ah don't go near that bloke Sam over there. Quincy says he is a right scooper
Scooper by CalamariEater9000 May 17, 2021
The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.
My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.
scooper by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009
A desperate lady who sneakily attempts to scoop up her male partner's ejaculate after he has come (on breasts, into condom, wherever) and insert it into her vaginal opening in an effort to enduce pregnancy.
I was dating Kate for a couple of months but then she started getting really clingy and talking about babies and shit, turns out shes a bit of a scooper!
scooper by Vigie May 30, 2006
Highest of scoopee system, still an idiot
scooper by Chandan the idiot September 28, 2017
da scooper only hirt for moment
scooper by defogay February 12, 2022
A large spoon shaped object made to scoop out the endoskeleton of a robot/animatronic although when used on humans it scoops out their organs
Entity/ennard: the scooper only hurts for a moment
* beeps play*
Person/nightgaurd/Michael Afton : *gets scooped*
Scooper by Lunar enthusiast October 11, 2022